Who needs 8 fucking legs!!!

Ok, so I have been told I should do this shit...
But What to blog about.. hmm, Anyone who knows me well, knows I rant! Alot!!!!
Some have even woken up to my senceless ranting because my dream pissed me off (this was not appreciated) :/

So here I sit, cup of tea empty (I could rant about that) wondering where to start...
And it has to be my arch nemesis... Spiders!!!

Seriously.... WTF is wrong with them....????
Who needs 8 legs....????

I will start at the middle, because i never think in a linear fashion... my brain has more tangents than anything i can think to compare it too!!!
I have been scared of spiders since i can remember, and people have told me for years... ''that little thing is more scared of you than you are of it'' Really??? WHY the fuck does it run at me and i run away??
WHY when they are so scared of me, do they create that horrible webby stuff, and use it to absail down onto unsuspecting passers by?
Its like fucking black op's or something!!!  They perch in the corner f your room, watching you... waiting... planning.
Ever asked yourself why they have 8 legs? I can accept 6...  4 for walking (although i manage just fine on 2), 2 for weaving afore mentioned horrible webby stuff as they attack... So what the hell are the other 2 for???
My thought is weaponry... tiny little machine guns, or machette's

Here is another possibilty...    Recording equipment!!!  Its a government conspiracy!!!!
Its 1984 my friends and big brother is watching you!!!