It was a long, cloudy night ~ Download 2011...

So, this story will make very little sence to most people. Infact there are possibly about 4 who will get it, in its entirety, however, it has been suggested I write it down ~ Im not even sure I remember it all, if im honest, But i will do my best.....

So, it was a long cloudy night, Download 2011......
Charli had been out in the village with Luke, Mary, Jacob, Sam and a few others, they had thier megaphone and were using it to cause merryment wherever they went. Meanwhile ~ a couple of new parents in some other, unknown place had decicded to go to Download 2011, and had called upon their babysitter, they had ensure said babysitter (i feel the need to call her Bob, its a good name) had a contct number, and off they went....
Back in the village charli & her friends had decided 1211 looked like he needed cheering up, so they took the megaphone over and said thier hellos, which sadly got the megaphone conviscated ~ that miserable bastard!!!!!
Lesser people would have given up, and infact half of them did, off they went, leaving Luke and Charli on a mission! They had a megaphone to retrieve! So off they went, firstly to the doghouse where a jegerbomb or 2 would help them think clearly about the best course of action, on leaving here they saw a fella from security, and asked him for help, he had none to give apart from to point them in the direction of the main security HQ.
Meanwhile, in another part of the real world, Bob the babysitter was having trouble, the child kept waking up, everytime she settled him down and went back downstairs, he would start to cry, she was increasingly freaked out by the lifesize clown sat smiling away in the corner of the childs room, eventually she gave up, she had to call the parents. At first she could not get through to them, however eventually she decided to call Download HQ and ask security for help, sadly security were very busy at this time, they were trying to help some guys re-aquire thier megaphone and were off little use.. again she had to keep trying the parants mobiles (this took some time, the parants had taken thier phone to the mobile charger place and paid the full £8 for 2 hours charging, also meeting some decent guys there!
Back in the village Luke and Charli were becoming frustrated, they had been sent to the place they bought the megaphone for a refund, to no avail. Half the security seemed to be more worried about a killer clown (no, not from outter space, that was klown) stalking babysitters, like some lame ass plot from a mid 80's slasher movie. However, they finally arrived at the security HQ where they met 0988, a rather decent dude who they chatted with for quite some time, he agreed to assist in returning the megaphone and after quite some time 1211 joined them.
During this time the parents of the babysat child had retrieved thier phone's and realised Bob had been calling, on contacting her, realised something awful was wrong ~ they told Bob she was clearly not in her right mind, they had no life-size clown toy, had she been drinking? They may have heard her responce more clearly, however, they were near a group of people desperatly trying to recover thier confiscated megaphone, so they decided they were at DOWNLOAD BABY and that they were sure that Bob could handle things herself.
Now during this time, it had become clear that 1211 was infact a decent guy, between him and 0988 they had decided to do the decent thing!!!! It was all quite shifty, Charli and Luke were sent to wait by a dark shady corner, where 1211 would eventually be able to come and return the megaphone, it was to be in a  spot away from all other stewards or security equipment, to the untrained eye, it would have looked like they were hiring & paying for a hitman (ok, maybe a drug deal), but its my story and I like to think big! !211 finally returned the megaphone to Luke and Charli and warned them to be careful with it, it was carefully hidden in charli's ''storage'' and off they went....
On their way back into the village, they heard a commotion from a nearby couple, it seems that they had left their child with a babysitter and she had been sadly hacked to pieces by a guy dressed like a clown, he had been in the house with her for hours.
However, I dont like to leave things on a less than happy ending, so I should tell you that the next day, the couple got to see Rob Zombie! Charli and Luke had thier megaphone back, and balance to the universe was restored ~ they next night they would kidnap a man named Jamie and this story would have been told for the first time, it was better then, but I was drunk and on a roll!
This is the best I remember it several months later, so I hope you enjoyed it...  and I hope if 1211 and 0988 are out there somewhere, they know we love them! they are leg-ends of the highest order! And I just really wanna go home now!!!

What makes people cunts!!!

So, recently it seems much has been said ~ things that are infact of nobodies business to be saying, but then that is why they are saying it, is it not?
It got me thinking about people, and why they do what they do, why they appear to thrive on the misery and misfortune of others. And if the problems of others are not exciting enough for them, they ''elaborate''


Well giving it some thought I figured people are such cunts, who enjoy to do these things because they are completely fucking miserable themselves, Because their lives are so very far from the perfect picture they work So hard to make you believe they are. Their kids are hard work, or their partners are not quite everything they expected, or they struggle with their jobs. Worst of all they think its alright!! Maybe someone should tell them to get their heads out of their asses because nobody has the perfect live, the rest of us just manage to get through it without making it more difficult for others.
So now i'm sitting here, and i'm wondering if after all, I should feel sorry for these people, if I should have sympathy for their pathetic actions, because they are clearly not fulfilled by their lives, and here i am (with, what some may assume was less than them (this is infact a matter of perspective)) and i'm happy, I enjoy my life, I aim to fix that which I don't and I don't feel the need to reduce the lives of these people to mindless lies and bullshit!


So, do I feel sorry for them?
Kinda, but ~ Truth be told,  when the zombies come, and i'm saving those i can (because that's how this shit goes down in my head) ~ if these people are left behind and begging for help, I think I may just have to make room for more worthy people, and I think I will be fine, leaving them behind to fight or die alone.
Hell if i'm feeling nice, maybe i will leave them a gun and 1 bullet!!!!
Think they will see the error of their ways? I doubt it ~ even in a post apocalyptic society they will be the voices behind your back, telling everyone how it nearly went wrong for you!!! Nah, I like my world without them ~ there is only room here for those I trust!!! 

Why Disabled badges piss me right off!!!!

So, I should probably start by saying - I dont actaully drive (yet), But still.. i have my rant on about Disabled/ disabled badges and pregnant women!!!
Its the parking spaces that get me, I'm not lazy, I dont care how far across the parking lot I have to go to get to the store or whatever, but the disabled spaces are RIGHT next to the front door, Seriously, its not like your saving thier legs... They can Wheel!
Ok, fair enough, some of them walk, and struggle, but mostly I'm talking about the wheelchair bound.
But you know whats even worse than that?????!!!!!! RIGHT next to the disabled spaces, are the pregnant/ mother and child spaces? Really? Your pregnant, women have been doing it for a millenia, yor not ill, its not a disease! So why cant you walk that bit further... Same as if you already had the kid really. Are you not just teaching your kid to be lazy? Isn't obesity enough of a problem already? Give the little shits some excercise for fuck sake!!!!!

The worst thing is, from what I see where I live, the people who are given these privilages, half of them dont even need it (before y'all get to pissed, I'm refering to the fakers, there are plenty, especially round here) and it royally fucks me off to see them getting everything, handed to them on a silver platter, when the rest of us work our asses off for nothing!
This week I have seen a friend in need of help, being refused it, because she works full time, I have also seen people who sign on, have 3 kids and a nasty li'll problem with smack be given everything my friend needs!
I see people using those disabled badges to park thier free cars they were given and flaunt the extra money they recieve on disability, walking about when they think they are safe.
Maybe this is another reason I need my apocalypse? I think the rules of society really need to be re-written, its time for a change!!!

Thats it really ~ Just a mini rant today